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My accomplishments are many and varied:
I have outlived many of my greatest enemies.
I have graduated from university to become one of our country's intelligentsia, posting my political and religious beliefs all over the internet to share my wisdom which I fought so hard for.
I have wandered across several continents, made friends and lovers with people from many different countries. I have hitchhiked all the way from Germany to Moldova to Turkey and back to France.
As a proud and patriotic citizen of our beautiful country, I have become proficient with the SAR-1 rifle and the Federal Arms 9 mm, should our wise leader George Bush call on me to serve our great country in armed conflict.
I have learned to cook the cuisines of several cultures from every continent except for south america.
In statistics class in college when we made the paper airplanes, mine stayed in the air the longest.
I taught myself how to program html and javascript and various other computer related stuff like customizing foobar using tagz
I have learned to play the violin reasonably well
I have climbed a bunch of mountains.
I have learned to use linux.
I chased the children of zapatistas around dressed as a loonie and they fed me some food and I thought I was going to die for the next month after getting an infected fistula.
I have sampled numerous hallucinogenic substances and received visitations from the reptilian people, who conferenced with me regarding the future of heritage park in Olympia.
I have constructed a bunch of websites or redesigned them. they are:
http://comics4kids.org
http://smadsenenglish.com
http://therangdong1.tk
and some other ones that must remain secret for reasons of national security.
